Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Things That Make You Go "OHHHH..."

Don't you just hate it when:

1. You come home from work, cook dinner, clean up the kitchen, and do all the dishes...with a satisfied smile on your face, settle into your recliner for an evening with your favorite book...and then realize you forgot to clean the George Foreman grill?

2. You forget to write down a REALLY BIG CHECK because you are so used to using your debit card for everything and get your balance instantly online?

3. Sleep in on a Saturday morning, roll out of bed and then step in dog pee because Fifi couldn't hold it any longer?

4. The guy in front of you is doing 35 in a 45 mph zone, and there's no passing?

5. Eat a great meal in a restaurant with your friends, and then spend the rest of the evening wondering if you have basil in your teeth?

6. Get halfway to work and realize that you left your lunch in the fridge at home?

7. You are the only person who laughs at an obscure comment/joke/scene during a movie in a semi-crowded theater?

8. You are sitting across from someone, and they start scratching and wiping at their nose, which makes you start doing it too out of fear that you have a giant goober face?

I'm not saying that these things have happened to me personally, just throwing them out for the sake of conversation. Ahem.

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