Today is "my favorite joke that nobody ever laughs at" day. Feel free to post your own.
Here is mine; it's a two-parter:
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out forest fires.
Why do elephants have big, flat feet?
To stamp out flaming ducks.
I know, I know. You didn't laugh. ~insert disappointed sigh here~
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I giggled just like I did when we were in the Navy 23 YEARS AGO!!!! ROFL!!
ReplyDeleteI also remember:
"I can see my house from here!"
No one laughing? Gotta be a pun...
ReplyDeleteA woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain;
they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon
receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
From my 8yr old:
ReplyDeleteWhat's the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup?
Everyone can Roast Beef, but nobody can Pee Soup